I've had a Gmail address since April. GMAIL ME MORE! 1 GB of email space kicks ass.
solideric(at)gmail(dot)com <- to avoid spambots. Just change the appropriate spots and stuff.

Inignot: Hello, Carl, I am Inignot and this is Err.
Err: I am Err.
Inignot: We are Mooninites from the inner core of the moon.
Err: You said it right.
Inignot: Our race is hundred of years beyond yours.
Err: Man, you hear what he's saying?
Inignot: Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
Err: We're the moon.
Inignot: But that would belittle the name of our moon, which is: The Moon.
Err: Point is: we're at the center, not you.
Carl: No, the real point is: I don't give a damn.

I just noticed that all the links have exclamation points.

I once read about this soldier who changed his name to Optimus Prime. I'd think that was awesome, except that:
-He's not a semi.
-He doesn't have other friends who are all giant car-robots.
-He doesn't have lasers.
I really think it all had to do with him wanting to share the name of his childhood hero or something.

Has anyone else beaten the original Ninja Gaiden? I can't seem to right now, not without having to continue a lot. I remember that game being so frustrating, I think I threw down my controller *really* hard once. I've been up late playing old NES games, trying to see if, in the past 10 years, I'd have the skills and patience to finish one of those games. So far, I've gone through Gyruss and got really far in Galaga. Galaga was a pain in the ass though, once you start getting really far in, those alien things get really smart. I also played through Space Invaders. I was able to get through maybe 9 waves before screwing up.

Enough about that, I'm tired of typing.

It's over! Got my report card today, and entered the first stages of carpal tunnel syndrome by playing -- and finishing -- Gyruss. That game is so awesome.
Anyways, I didn't fail any of my subjects, and I'm in Math 436. I'm gonna go and try to finish Ninja Gaiden. It's been so long, I owe it to myself to do it.

Recieved an interesting email a while back, thought I'd share it with you. It's great stuff if you're in the Montreal area and wanna see movies for cheap.

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Hey friends,

I want to take this opportunity to announce a movie theatre that charges you 1$ for movies!!!!!!!!!
Believe or not, but it's true...I actually went and payed only 1$!!!

It just opened and they need the help of all of us to spread the word and help keep their business open. THINK PEOPLE!! 1$!!! That's like cheaper than Vanier's movies!! haha.

It's near NAMUR metro for those who b/m/w (bus/metro/walk) or if you drive, it's on Decarie Street inside the Decarie Square. Decarie Square is a complexe behind a pizza hut on Decarie. The complexe also contains a big WINNERS sign on the outside, you can hardly miss it. LOL.

The address is 6900 Decarie (inside the decarie square)
Remember....1$ movies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is the website for the showings.
http://www3.sympatico.ca/paul.cousins/dollarcinema.html

Oh yeah I forgot to mention...Popcorn, drinks, candy and chocolate (big ones) are all 1$ as well. Spread the word and try it out yourself!!!!!

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I'm willing to go. Anyone else? Maybe we can organize something this week.

Listening to Radiohead. Oh no!

Big argument going on, check it out here and here.

What a horrible trainwreck, all that arguing going on. Why, I think I'll... change the topic before I get caught up in it all!

POST HIJACKING!

This post is now about this link.

- to everything.

The post Sruti was talking about is here.

But anyways, more adventures in Meta-Moderating the GameFAQs boards, a wretched hive of scum and villany.
The following may be offensive to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

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Posted: 6/13/2004 12:51:52 PM| Moderated: 6/13/2004 12:58:25 PM
Board: Life, the Universe, and Everything| Topic: You wake up and find yourself being anally raped by your pet
What do you do?
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Reason for Moderation: Offensive

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Posted: 5/29/2004 7:52:01 PM| Moderated: 5/29/2004 7:53:42 PM
Board: GameCube General - General| Topic: Worst thing ever at my local game store!!
I was waiting in line at microplay...and some kid walks towards the counters with his mom. He starts talking to the guy behind the counter on how he wants a shooter game thats bloody but not too bloody...i onno something like that... but then.....diarea starts flowing down his right leg...down into his sock and shoe. I just stare in disgust...the kid starts to cry walks by me...and HIS SH*T ON HIS LEG RUBS AGAINST MY NEW PANTS!!!
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Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass

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Posted: 6/13/2004 9:20:08 PM| Moderated: 6/15/2004 5:00:44 AM
Board: Long-Timers| Topic: PWN matches..!
We will see who the Ultimate Uber PWNR is -

I PWN deaf people at hearing...
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The world awaits... 11.9.04 -Halo2

Reason for Moderation: Trolling

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Posted: 5/25/2004 3:51:09 AM| Moderated: 5/25/2004 7:39:50 AM
Board: Current Events| Topic: how quickly can weight be lost?
For you? A VERY LONG TIME.
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Will not buy anther Sega game until Shenmue III is released. BOYCOTT SEGA http://thebeets.ytmnd.com/

Reason for Moderation: Trolling

I took a few steps out of the school... and then it kinda hit me.

Holy shit. School's out.

A whole year, it's over. All gone, said and done. Wow. I never really thought I'd make it this far, so quickly too. The whole year sorta flew by, and I feel happy that I took advantage of the opportunities and advantages I had, because if I didn't the chance would probably not come... what the fuck am I talking about?

Anyways, while I think it's great that the year's over, I can't help but feeling a little empty inside. I can't help it, because I know, that with the year ending, and the summer vacation on the horizon, I'll be losing one thing.
Friends. And no, not the sitcom.

See, I live an ungodly distance away from the people I hold close. Anywhere from 5+ metro stops, to 5+ rest stops, I'm a great distance away from a lot of my best friends.
Oh, sure, it's me being all melodramatic and drama queening now... but it's true, really. I came to school, much less because I wanted to do work, but really because I wanted to see my friends. It was really the only place where I could see them all at once. It's so convenient!

Anyways... I'm gonna miss the feeling of waking up with a purpose. Waking up early to get things ready, waking up to go to school and do things crazier than the day before... it's a feeling I liked. Not in a masochistic way, but like... it's a feeling I got accustomed to. I got used to it, and it became a filthy habit that I enjoyed. Maybe that's why I want a job. Something to fill that space.

I shouldn't be listening to Radiohead.

No gimicky recap of year events, no list of crushes, no list of liked people... Not this time. I don't feel like being so sharing now. Partly because the list isn't really worth it, it's not that long, and I'm not willing to say.

This is for any of my friends reading this:
Evil Dead: The Musical is coming to Montreal all of next July. And I wanted to know if anyone wanted to go see it with me. Trust me, it'd kick ass. A lot of ass. I mean it.

And secondly, I'm itching to see Kill Bill: Vol. 2 sometime before it's out on DVD. I'm going alone if no one speaks up, but please, don't let me suffer that fate.
Enough attention whoring.

If you see me on report card pickup day, sign my yearbook please!

I was at La Ronde on Sunday, for the Play post-party thing. It was so awesome. Everybody there kicks ass. Anyways, that's all I can really type out right now, I have to study for my math exam tomorrow.

Let sleeping dogs lie. I say, NO! And you know what sleeping dogs I'm referring to, don't you? No? Well, let me refresh your memory. Russains! That's right, Russians, ruskies, communists, COMM-U-NISTS! Oh now you remember? Well, do you also remember how a few years ago all we ever talked about was how the Russians were gonna take over the world, and how every household would be run by communisis and their filthy communism.
Oh yeah, we feared the Russians back in them days, and for good reason too, but now all I ever hear is, "Poor little Russia, they've got no money!", "Poor little Russia, they've gone broke!" Poor little Russia THIS, and poor little Russia THAT! Don't you get it? Am I the only one who gets it? It's a trick. Communism never dies, communism is a cancer, a cancer sleeping, awaiting the moment to devour our freedom, to devour democracy.

Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this guy's just some right wing paranoid reactionary who had a horrible upbringing and whose father beat him every day with a Bible well maybe that's true but it never did me any harm! All I'm saying is, a few years ago, people used to listen to me. I fit in. Well listen to me now. The Russians, they're gonna try to take over the world again, don't you forget that for one second friend or else go find yourself lining up for toilet paper in some godless world!

There's one more thing I'd like to say. Killer bees! Forgot about them, didn't ya? Well that's just what they want us to do! That's right, the Russian communists, the killer bees, they're like this! (fingers crossed) So when people say to me let sleeping dogs lie, I say to them, friend, sleeping dogs...they eventually wake up...and chew out the throat of democracy! Don't you think I don't know what you're up to, Russia. Don't think that I'm unaware of the fact that Kevin McDonald or should I say, Ivan Chovsky, is one of you! (K [muffled under gag]: He's crazy!) Crazy like a fanatic fox I mean! Down reds! One man one vote!

Kids in the Hall kicks major ass.

Bring it, Honky!

2 Years. Awesome.

I wanna thank Coca-Cola for keeping me awake, Radiohead for keeping my emotions in check, Yamaha, for making my guitar 20-something years ago, and everyone who's ever been in my links in the past two years. It's been great.

I miss Rage.

Stay frosty.

June 10th = Second year this site's been up.
Wow.

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

I began a job search today. I started off by looking at places that interested me first. Unfortunately, only a few stores in the area weren't clothing stores, one of which was EB Games. I got an application form from them, and went home, partly because it was 4:30, and I was tired after walking around Jean Talon with Alex and Howard. I saw them at the nearby music store, and stuck with them for a while.
Which reminds me, updated my links.
Anyways, we ate all the fruit/vegetable/other food samples we could find, and went on our way.
Howard didn't steal a tomato. ;)
We got on the metro, I left a few stops early to check out the local employment, and then went home.
yeah.
Tomorrow I'm continuing my job search. I'm saving a few stores as my last resorts over the summer.

Oh.

And I'm sorry, Shannon and Melissa.

Peace out.

End of the school year. It's over! More words later. Breakfast now.