I once read about this soldier who changed his name to Optimus Prime. I'd think that was awesome, except that:
-He's not a semi.
-He doesn't have other friends who are all giant car-robots.
-He doesn't have lasers.
I really think it all had to do with him wanting to share the name of his childhood hero or something.

Has anyone else beaten the original Ninja Gaiden? I can't seem to right now, not without having to continue a lot. I remember that game being so frustrating, I think I threw down my controller *really* hard once. I've been up late playing old NES games, trying to see if, in the past 10 years, I'd have the skills and patience to finish one of those games. So far, I've gone through Gyruss and got really far in Galaga. Galaga was a pain in the ass though, once you start getting really far in, those alien things get really smart. I also played through Space Invaders. I was able to get through maybe 9 waves before screwing up.

Enough about that, I'm tired of typing.