The post Sruti was talking about is here.
But anyways, more adventures in Meta-Moderating the GameFAQs boards, a wretched hive of scum and villany.
The following may be offensive to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Posted: 6/13/2004 12:51:52 PM| Moderated: 6/13/2004 12:58:25 PM
Board: Life, the Universe, and Everything| Topic: You wake up and find yourself being anally raped by your pet
What do you do?
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"Take it easy on chicks? No way! It's the 21st century, baby!" - Ralf, KOF 2002
Reason for Moderation: Offensive
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Posted: 5/29/2004 7:52:01 PM| Moderated: 5/29/2004 7:53:42 PM
Board: GameCube General - General| Topic: Worst thing ever at my local game store!!
I was waiting in line at microplay...and some kid walks towards the counters with his mom. He starts talking to the guy behind the counter on how he wants a shooter game thats bloody but not too bloody...i onno something like that... but then.....diarea starts flowing down his right leg...down into his sock and shoe. I just stare in disgust...the kid starts to cry walks by me...and HIS SH*T ON HIS LEG RUBS AGAINST MY NEW PANTS!!!
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Friends are like condoms, they always protect you when things get hard.
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
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Posted: 6/13/2004 9:20:08 PM| Moderated: 6/15/2004 5:00:44 AM
Board: Long-Timers| Topic: PWN matches..!
We will see who the Ultimate Uber PWNR is -
I PWN deaf people at hearing...
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The world awaits... 11.9.04 -Halo2
Reason for Moderation: Trolling
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Posted: 5/25/2004 3:51:09 AM| Moderated: 5/25/2004 7:39:50 AM
Board: Current Events| Topic: how quickly can weight be lost?
For you? A VERY LONG TIME.
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Will not buy anther Sega game until Shenmue III is released. BOYCOTT SEGA http://thebeets.ytmnd.com/
Reason for Moderation: Trolling
6.17.2004
6.16.2004
I took a few steps out of the school... and then it kinda hit me.
A whole year, it's over. All gone, said and done. Wow. I never really thought I'd make it this far, so quickly too. The whole year sorta flew by, and I feel happy that I took advantage of the opportunities and advantages I had, because if I didn't the chance would probably not come... what the fuck am I talking about?
Anyways, while I think it's great that the year's over, I can't help but feeling a little empty inside. I can't help it, because I know, that with the year ending, and the summer vacation on the horizon, I'll be losing one thing.
Friends. And no, not the sitcom.
See, I live an ungodly distance away from the people I hold close. Anywhere from 5+ metro stops, to 5+ rest stops, I'm a great distance away from a lot of my best friends.
Oh, sure, it's me being all melodramatic and drama queening now... but it's true, really. I came to school, much less because I wanted to do work, but really because I wanted to see my friends. It was really the only place where I could see them all at once. It's so convenient!
Anyways... I'm gonna miss the feeling of waking up with a purpose. Waking up early to get things ready, waking up to go to school and do things crazier than the day before... it's a feeling I liked. Not in a masochistic way, but like... it's a feeling I got accustomed to. I got used to it, and it became a filthy habit that I enjoyed. Maybe that's why I want a job. Something to fill that space.
I shouldn't be listening to Radiohead.
No gimicky recap of year events, no list of crushes, no list of liked people... Not this time. I don't feel like being so sharing now. Partly because the list isn't really worth it, it's not that long, and I'm not willing to say.
This is for any of my friends reading this:
Evil Dead: The Musical is coming to Montreal all of next July. And I wanted to know if anyone wanted to go see it with me. Trust me, it'd kick ass. A lot of ass. I mean it.
And secondly, I'm itching to see Kill Bill: Vol. 2 sometime before it's out on DVD. I'm going alone if no one speaks up, but please, don't let me suffer that fate.
Enough attention whoring.
If you see me on report card pickup day, sign my yearbook please!
Holy shit. School's out.
A whole year, it's over. All gone, said and done. Wow. I never really thought I'd make it this far, so quickly too. The whole year sorta flew by, and I feel happy that I took advantage of the opportunities and advantages I had, because if I didn't the chance would probably not come... what the fuck am I talking about?
Anyways, while I think it's great that the year's over, I can't help but feeling a little empty inside. I can't help it, because I know, that with the year ending, and the summer vacation on the horizon, I'll be losing one thing.
Friends. And no, not the sitcom.
See, I live an ungodly distance away from the people I hold close. Anywhere from 5+ metro stops, to 5+ rest stops, I'm a great distance away from a lot of my best friends.
Oh, sure, it's me being all melodramatic and drama queening now... but it's true, really. I came to school, much less because I wanted to do work, but really because I wanted to see my friends. It was really the only place where I could see them all at once. It's so convenient!
Anyways... I'm gonna miss the feeling of waking up with a purpose. Waking up early to get things ready, waking up to go to school and do things crazier than the day before... it's a feeling I liked. Not in a masochistic way, but like... it's a feeling I got accustomed to. I got used to it, and it became a filthy habit that I enjoyed. Maybe that's why I want a job. Something to fill that space.
I shouldn't be listening to Radiohead.
No gimicky recap of year events, no list of crushes, no list of liked people... Not this time. I don't feel like being so sharing now. Partly because the list isn't really worth it, it's not that long, and I'm not willing to say.
This is for any of my friends reading this:
Evil Dead: The Musical is coming to Montreal all of next July. And I wanted to know if anyone wanted to go see it with me. Trust me, it'd kick ass. A lot of ass. I mean it.
And secondly, I'm itching to see Kill Bill: Vol. 2 sometime before it's out on DVD. I'm going alone if no one speaks up, but please, don't let me suffer that fate.
Enough attention whoring.
If you see me on report card pickup day, sign my yearbook please!
6.15.2004
6.11.2004
Let sleeping dogs lie. I say, NO! And you know what sleeping dogs I'm referring to, don't you? No? Well, let me refresh your memory. Russains! That's right, Russians, ruskies, communists, COMM-U-NISTS! Oh now you remember? Well, do you also remember how a few years ago all we ever talked about was how the Russians were gonna take over the world, and how every household would be run by communisis and their filthy communism.
Oh yeah, we feared the Russians back in them days, and for good reason too, but now all I ever hear is, "Poor little Russia, they've got no money!", "Poor little Russia, they've gone broke!" Poor little Russia THIS, and poor little Russia THAT! Don't you get it? Am I the only one who gets it? It's a trick. Communism never dies, communism is a cancer, a cancer sleeping, awaiting the moment to devour our freedom, to devour democracy.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this guy's just some right wing paranoid reactionary who had a horrible upbringing and whose father beat him every day with a Bible well maybe that's true but it never did me any harm! All I'm saying is, a few years ago, people used to listen to me. I fit in. Well listen to me now. The Russians, they're gonna try to take over the world again, don't you forget that for one second friend or else go find yourself lining up for toilet paper in some godless world!
There's one more thing I'd like to say. Killer bees! Forgot about them, didn't ya? Well that's just what they want us to do! That's right, the Russian communists, the killer bees, they're like this! (fingers crossed) So when people say to me let sleeping dogs lie, I say to them, friend, sleeping dogs...they eventually wake up...and chew out the throat of democracy! Don't you think I don't know what you're up to, Russia. Don't think that I'm unaware of the fact that Kevin McDonald or should I say, Ivan Chovsky, is one of you! (K [muffled under gag]: He's crazy!) Crazy like a fanatic fox I mean! Down reds! One man one vote!
Oh yeah, we feared the Russians back in them days, and for good reason too, but now all I ever hear is, "Poor little Russia, they've got no money!", "Poor little Russia, they've gone broke!" Poor little Russia THIS, and poor little Russia THAT! Don't you get it? Am I the only one who gets it? It's a trick. Communism never dies, communism is a cancer, a cancer sleeping, awaiting the moment to devour our freedom, to devour democracy.
Oh, I know what you're thinking. You're thinking this guy's just some right wing paranoid reactionary who had a horrible upbringing and whose father beat him every day with a Bible well maybe that's true but it never did me any harm! All I'm saying is, a few years ago, people used to listen to me. I fit in. Well listen to me now. The Russians, they're gonna try to take over the world again, don't you forget that for one second friend or else go find yourself lining up for toilet paper in some godless world!
There's one more thing I'd like to say. Killer bees! Forgot about them, didn't ya? Well that's just what they want us to do! That's right, the Russian communists, the killer bees, they're like this! (fingers crossed) So when people say to me let sleeping dogs lie, I say to them, friend, sleeping dogs...they eventually wake up...and chew out the throat of democracy! Don't you think I don't know what you're up to, Russia. Don't think that I'm unaware of the fact that Kevin McDonald or should I say, Ivan Chovsky, is one of you! (K [muffled under gag]: He's crazy!) Crazy like a fanatic fox I mean! Down reds! One man one vote!
Kids in the Hall kicks major ass.
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