Tucker: "Let me get this straight, you're telling me that the guy that showed up here, scared the living shit out of us, shot at caboose, and beat the hell out of the Reds wasn't a guy at all? That he was a chick, and on top of that, she was your ex-girlfriend?"

Church: "In a nutshell, yes, that's an excellent summary."

Caboose: "I should've known. She didn't like me. Girls never like me."

Tucker: "Caboose, I don't think anybody likes you."

Caboose: "I like me."