Some odd and funny posts I found while Meta Modding the Gamefaqs boards.
Board: Random Insanity | Topic: jackie chan is the modern times jesus

jesus was very capable in the shaolin arts, they left that part out of the bible.
plus he pile drived lions and beat up heathens with god-like powers...
plus he went around the world finding dragonballs and... umm... beat up mimes!
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Reason for Moderation: Offensive
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Board: Life, the Universe, and Everything | Topic: Did you ever do anything REALLY nasty as a young kid? *OFFENSIVE*
i shat on a lawyers floor once THAT WILL TEACH HIM NOT TO BE A LAWYYER
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And i donot like to be grabbed by slimy fat guys! - Rikimaru Tenchu:WoH

Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass