IRON CHEF!
Potato. The ingredient was potato. WHYYYYY?! I mean, it can be good, but I wanted to see a live octopus squirming on the Iron Chef's cutting board, spending it's last few moments on Earth having it's ass pulled out of it's mouth. No, really. When they did the eel battle, they were sticking picks in the eel's eyes to keep it from squirming, and they baked them alive. ALIIIIVVEEEE! Like that movie where they crash the plane in the mountain and in a move of survival start eating the dead passengers after realizing they have no choice and are stuck there for two months. [GASP!] That was a long sentence. And when they did the octopus battle, the thing slipped out of his arms falling to the floor. Now, knowing that, what'd you rather watch? Potato battle, or octopus battle? .... Yeah, Me too. ~_^ Hell, something alive, a potato is just there. It can be mistaken for a rock, for Christ sakes.
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