I had such a pleasant day! I nearly fell off a balcony! Oh joy! I was removing Christmas lights (Yes, X-mas lights... don't ask...) when an ill-placed plant pot holder fell off the rail. I caught it by leaning over the rail, nearly losing balance. If I had dropped it, it would've made it's way through the back window of my car. If I lost balance, I would've made my way into the back window of the car. Well, I'm alive, and alright. Lucky me.
Another insane thought: Drinking and darts... don't mix. True story. (in my head that is.....) MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!