"Welcome to today. How do you feel?

This is what today looks like. Is this what you expected?

There will come a time when you wake up and realize that there will come a time when you will not.

There will come a time when the version of you on this day will seem stupid

This is not your fault.

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."