7.01.2004

Straight from CNN:

U.S. Army to send John Rambo to Iraq


Iraq has turned into a mess that only one person can handle: John Rambo. "We have contacted him and he is more than willing to go into Iraq," according to officials. Vietnam Veteran John Rambo was trained to do one thing: kill. John Rambo has informed that he will attempt to convince his good friends The Terminator and RoboCop to aid him in this. Universal Studios has already signed a contract for the movie version which will be released in 2006. After hearing this news The Predator left the studio for AVP and is currently hunting Osama bin Laden.

Stolen from LUE. 402 forever!

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