Man, you know what's the absolute worst? Lemme tell you.
I was sitting on the crapper minding my business, when my nose starts bleeding profusely. I sopped up the blood with the nearby kleenex, but as I did that, I sneezed twice. And you know, like, when you sneeze or blow your nose hard enough, you can feel it in your eyes? Like, through the tears? Well I fucking saw it. The outer edges of my right eye were a darker twinge of red than my left eye. Yeah.
After a few mintues, I got my shit straight (no pun intended), and then cleaned up and left.
It was horrible.