Today on CNN:
Lawsuit filed tries to ban Oreo cookies.
"A lawyer who has spent much of his life enjoying Oreo cookies has sued Kraft Foods Inc. seeking to ban the much-loved cookies in California because they contain trans fat, an ingredient he calls inedible."
This is just like when a bunch of fat people tried to sue McDonalds for making them, and the rest of America fat. All that excess blubber is really frying some brains.

Also, I added a counter, after a year of saying I would.