Excerpts from Halloween Conversations on MSN. things I did to make kids scared.
They were walking upstairs, and I jerked the door open and went "BWAHHH!" They turned and shuffled down the stairs. Then turned back and I was like "Are you running or getting candy?" and they got candy.
But because they ran, I gave them gum and crappy lollipops.
I was scratching on the door and screaming out "THE FLESH! THE FLESH! I THINK I'VE DIED!" and yelling out loud. I answered the door all calm and closed it as they went to the second floor. and as they came down, "THE FLESH!"
Something I plan on doing:
BRUIT BRUIT NOISE NOISE says:
im starting to regret not giving out candies
Eric says:
What you should do is leave the light on but have fake blood on hand, and when kids come to the door, start yelling and screaming and pounding on the door and then take fake blood and spatter it on windows.
10.31.2003
I've got 15 minutes to kill in class. I'm covered in fake blood, Halloween costume. I've got a picture of me, I'll scan it when I can. I'm pretty uppity, but I have french homework to do. People are reading over my shoulder, fuck off.
just when I thought they stopped. I gotta re-apply the fake blood again. But it's alright.
just when I thought they stopped. I gotta re-apply the fake blood again. But it's alright.
10.30.2003
Checking through my referrer stats, someone found the site by searching up "good names" on MSN search. Kinda surprised where my site can be found. I've got no time, so I'm gonna go fix up my Halloween costume for tomorrow. Should turn out pretty good if I do things just right. I'm gonna be Max Payne. I gotta bring my camera too, I'm sure there'll be great costumes done for tomorrow.
Yeah....
Yeah....
10.29.2003
People have a knack for reading over my shoulder in Computer class.
Listening to AFI right now. Really loudly. I think I might consider getting myself Sing the Sorrow. Yeah. I'm just killing time because I've finished stuff really quick like. Killing time. :I feel like playing Max Payne 2 again. So anyways. I've got a good day ahead of me in school. After this class, I've got Modern Social Issues (or MSI) and then English and Math. It's really not a bad day for me.
I hate the people in this class. I'm bringing my CD player a lot more often now.
Listening to AFI right now. Really loudly. I think I might consider getting myself Sing the Sorrow. Yeah. I'm just killing time because I've finished stuff really quick like. Killing time. :I feel like playing Max Payne 2 again. So anyways. I've got a good day ahead of me in school. After this class, I've got Modern Social Issues (or MSI) and then English and Math. It's really not a bad day for me.
I hate the people in this class. I'm bringing my CD player a lot more often now.
10.24.2003
Angst. I can't believe she said I was angsty. I mean, really, just because I write overly descriptive text in my little black book, doesn't mean I'm pent up teenage angst.
hehehe, that's pretty funny.
Anyways, an example. Tell me if you'd agree on the Tagboard
My day was drenched in gloom.
The sky was a neverending grey, drab and dull. In my frame of mind, all I could do was think in metaphors.
The sky hadn't cleared up since morning. The grey only became lighter, but a blue sky was nonexistant.
Heavily inspired by Max Payne, I find myself writing this stuff every once in a while. Adding a bleak twist to the day, it helps me let things out. I don't think it's that angsty.
Oh well. Carrie asked me to write an "angsty story" for her. I've already gotten it all figured out.
>:)
eeeevil.
Anyways, gotta go.
hehehe, that's pretty funny.
Anyways, an example. Tell me if you'd agree on the Tagboard
My day was drenched in gloom.
The sky was a neverending grey, drab and dull. In my frame of mind, all I could do was think in metaphors.
The sky hadn't cleared up since morning. The grey only became lighter, but a blue sky was nonexistant.
Heavily inspired by Max Payne, I find myself writing this stuff every once in a while. Adding a bleak twist to the day, it helps me let things out. I don't think it's that angsty.
Oh well. Carrie asked me to write an "angsty story" for her. I've already gotten it all figured out.
>:)
eeeevil.
Anyways, gotta go.
10.23.2003
10.17.2003
10.16.2003
6:56 AM, I can't believe I got up at 6. Aahhhh. Well, I'm not tired, I slept really good last night. I'm fairly confident that I won't violently fuck up my biology test today. I'm pretty sure I'll do OK. Yeah....
god dammit.
Btw, I've stopped watching Dawson's Creek. I can only catch it when I'm off, except for the fact that at 10 and 11 AM, other shows are on.
Mainly 11 AM. The Price is Right. Awwww yes.
I'm tired and this post is just like the ones I did back in 2002. check the archives, it's good fun.
and at the risk of sounding like an attention whore, post on the tagboard please, it's flatlining.
god dammit.
Btw, I've stopped watching Dawson's Creek. I can only catch it when I'm off, except for the fact that at 10 and 11 AM, other shows are on.
Mainly 11 AM. The Price is Right. Awwww yes.
I'm tired and this post is just like the ones I did back in 2002. check the archives, it's good fun.
and at the risk of sounding like an attention whore, post on the tagboard please, it's flatlining.
10.15.2003
In computer class again, and I can't log on to Hotmail, so I can't send emails to other people in computer class like last year. Fuckers. Oh well. I have to look through a bunch of different stocks and then choose one to invest in. I don't know which to choose.
In other news, Max Payne 2's out. Kickass! I hope to have it by the end of the month.
Anyways, before my teacher gets up and looks at this, I'm out.
In other news, Max Payne 2's out. Kickass! I hope to have it by the end of the month.
Anyways, before my teacher gets up and looks at this, I'm out.
10.13.2003
10.09.2003
Testing our imaginations quite a bit, Daniel and I, like I've mentioned before, are making porno titles. We've come up with some very imaginative stuff. Some examples:
- Necrophilia Follies
- Thickdick, The Big Schlonged Moose
- Privates of the Caribbean
- Weapons of Ass Destruction
- Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
and...
- Detroit Cock City
There's many many more, we've come up with at least 80. It's amazing what a little free time and boredom will do, eh?
- Necrophilia Follies
- Thickdick, The Big Schlonged Moose
- Privates of the Caribbean
- Weapons of Ass Destruction
- Scat on a Hot Tin Roof
and...
- Detroit Cock City
There's many many more, we've come up with at least 80. It's amazing what a little free time and boredom will do, eh?
10.08.2003
10.07.2003
It's mighty hard to try to continue a story you haven't seen in nary a year. If you've been following for at least six months, you likely know about James' and my story, Metal Gear ZEN. It's been in the works for about... say... 3 years. And we're not done. Eh... I gotta try to figure out something, I want to finish this off without copping out and saying "Snake fell into an open sewer and died" ending. I wouldn't ever make an ending like that. It's not me!
Well, except if I really wanted to.
Outside of that, there's nothing really new in my life. Nothiiinnnnggg! Well, Jess got my letter. :D
And Daniel and I are now in the porno title making business.
Toodles!
Well, except if I really wanted to.
Outside of that, there's nothing really new in my life. Nothiiinnnnggg! Well, Jess got my letter. :D
And Daniel and I are now in the porno title making business.
Toodles!
10.04.2003
Saturday night, and I'm tired out of my mind, thinking about killer cars, sadness, and being happy. Which is what I am, pretty happy. Even with that damn sad forward, I still feel good. I've been talking to people a little more lately, people I don't usually get to talk to. It's pretty refreshing and uplifting. And it's pretty cool too.
I mean, in the past three days, I've been able to sit down and take a chunk of my time to talk to people I never really get the chance to. I see these people nearly every day at school, but I don't really say anything other than "Hello", or at the very least, a friendly nod. Yeah. I think I'll be doing that more often. For the next little while, I wanna talk to people I don't normally talk to in school, and I want to meet people. Yeah...
That would be cool... maybe even KICKASS! :D
Tired, gonna go.
By the way, when you drive, don't you ever feel kinda scared? yeah... that's for next time...
I mean, in the past three days, I've been able to sit down and take a chunk of my time to talk to people I never really get the chance to. I see these people nearly every day at school, but I don't really say anything other than "Hello", or at the very least, a friendly nod. Yeah. I think I'll be doing that more often. For the next little while, I wanna talk to people I don't normally talk to in school, and I want to meet people. Yeah...
That would be cool... maybe even KICKASS! :D
Tired, gonna go.
By the way, when you drive, don't you ever feel kinda scared? yeah... that's for next time...
10.02.2003
10.01.2003
More adventures in Meta-Moderating GameFAQs.
Posted: 9/9/2003 8:33:35 AM | Moderated: 9/9/2003 8:35:08 AM
Board:: Current Events | Topic: I have a small black man named Mr. Jitters.
He likes crack and women with big butts.
We call him Mr. Jitters because of how jittery he gets when he's on crack.
He has a tophat and cane he goes dancing with.
He's so cute ^_^
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"Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimp in that!"
Reason for Moderation: Offensive
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Posted: 9/22/2003 2:56:14 PM | Moderated: 9/22/2003 2:56:53 PM
Board: Generated Messages | Topic: Generated Message
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Username: Cmd Antilles
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Signature: Art Class-Do...Do I have to draw the p****? Sculpting class-Do...Do I have to sculpt the p****? Music Class-Do...Do I have to conduct with the p****?
Quote: If everyone went around taking an eye for an eye, we would all be blind. ~Winston Churchill
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
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(I liked the sig of this one.)
Posted: 9/20/2003 12:00:57 PM | Moderated: 9/20/2003 12:38:45 PM
Board: Life, the Universe, and Everything | Topic: You children are very disturbed and are in need of professional help!!!
Go f*** yourself you over protective B****
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We all know that Christmas is the mystical time of the year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and feeds on the flesh of the living-Peter Griffin
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
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Posted: 9/8/2003 1:10:22 PM | Moderated: 9/10/2003 2:25:14 PM
Board: Movies: Video and DVD | Topic: When does Gigli come out on DVD?
I can see it now:
Gigli: The Special "Director's Apology Craptacular" Edition featuring commentary from Ben and J-Lo that was recorded right after the night Ben got caught with the stripper!
"Hi, I'm Jennifer Lopez."
"Hi, I'm Ben Affleck."
Jen: "We will be providing you with commentary on our sucktastic movie, Gigli, but Ben you got some splainin' to do first......"
"Yeaaoooooow! WTF was that for?!?"
"Shut up and start talking about this dumbass movie we did together, b***h!!"
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Stealth+Survival, Eat or Be Eaten, Eat or Die, Hunt or Be Hunted: MGS3: Snake Eater.....on your table in 2004 for PS2!
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
That's it for today. Hope you enjoyed this batch.
Posted: 9/9/2003 8:33:35 AM | Moderated: 9/9/2003 8:35:08 AM
Board:: Current Events | Topic: I have a small black man named Mr. Jitters.
He likes crack and women with big butts.
We call him Mr. Jitters because of how jittery he gets when he's on crack.
He has a tophat and cane he goes dancing with.
He's so cute ^_^
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"Hold up, wait a minute, let me put some pimp in that!"
Reason for Moderation: Offensive
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Posted: 9/22/2003 2:56:14 PM | Moderated: 9/22/2003 2:56:53 PM
Board: Generated Messages | Topic: Generated Message
Automatically generated message from user profile
Username: Cmd Antilles
Public E-mail:
Signature: Art Class-Do...Do I have to draw the p****? Sculpting class-Do...Do I have to sculpt the p****? Music Class-Do...Do I have to conduct with the p****?
Quote: If everyone went around taking an eye for an eye, we would all be blind. ~Winston Churchill
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
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(I liked the sig of this one.)
Posted: 9/20/2003 12:00:57 PM | Moderated: 9/20/2003 12:38:45 PM
Board: Life, the Universe, and Everything | Topic: You children are very disturbed and are in need of professional help!!!
Go f*** yourself you over protective B****
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We all know that Christmas is the mystical time of the year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and feeds on the flesh of the living-Peter Griffin
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
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Posted: 9/8/2003 1:10:22 PM | Moderated: 9/10/2003 2:25:14 PM
Board: Movies: Video and DVD | Topic: When does Gigli come out on DVD?
I can see it now:
Gigli: The Special "Director's Apology Craptacular" Edition featuring commentary from Ben and J-Lo that was recorded right after the night Ben got caught with the stripper!
"Hi, I'm Jennifer Lopez."
"Hi, I'm Ben Affleck."
Jen: "We will be providing you with commentary on our sucktastic movie, Gigli, but Ben you got some splainin' to do first......"
"Yeaaoooooow! WTF was that for?!?"
"Shut up and start talking about this dumbass movie we did together, b***h!!"
---
Stealth+Survival, Eat or Be Eaten, Eat or Die, Hunt or Be Hunted: MGS3: Snake Eater.....on your table in 2004 for PS2!
Reason for Moderation: Censor Bypass
That's it for today. Hope you enjoyed this batch.
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